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Starfield names list: All 1011 names VASCO can say

Including a list of the funniest and rudest Starfield names

VASCO the robot in Starfield stands inside the player's ship. A speech bubble next to him says "WELCOME, CAPTAIN ERECTUS!".
Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun/Bethesda Game Studios

What are all the Starfield names that VASCO can say? Bethesda RPGs have a history of having a built-in list of player names that can be spoken by characters in-game, and Starfield is no exception. If you pick one out of a list of over 1000 different names, then your robot companion VASCO will say your name at various points throughout the game.

Whether you're looking to see if your own name can be spoken by VASCO, or you just want to see what the funniest, silliest, and rudest possible names are that VASCO can say, you've come to the right place. Below you can find the full Starfield names list containing all 1011 names that VASCO can say.

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Funniest Starfield names VASCO can say

If you're looking to get a chuckle out of every encounter you have with Starfield's lovable robot VASCO, then below are the names to pick. Bethesda evidently had some fun when putting together the above list, because there are quite a few rude names that VASCO can say.

  • Assface
  • Bastard
  • Boob
  • Boobie
  • Boobies
  • Bulger
  • Capable
  • Captain
  • Cherrybomb
  • Cock
  • Death
  • Dick
  • Dong
  • Dragon
  • Erectus
  • Ferret
  • Fragile
  • Fuck
  • Fucker
  • Fuckface
  • Furiosa
  • Fury
  • Goose
  • Humongous
  • Humungus
  • Imperator
  • Monster
  • Morgue
  • Muck
  • Mudguts
  • Nasty
  • Nipple
  • Optical
  • Orgasmo
  • Picard
  • Princess
  • Psycho
  • Puma
  • Python
  • Rockatansky
  • Sex
  • Sexy
  • Slaughter
  • Slit
  • Spider
  • Tit
  • Tittie
  • Titties
  • Willy

You absolute children, Bethesda.


Starfield names list: All names VASCO can say

In the table below you'll find the full list of all 1011 names that VASCO can say in Starfield. Use the search field at the top of the table to search for a particular name!

Starfield names VASCO can say
Aaliyah Aaron Abigail
Abram Abrams Adalyn
Adam Adams Addison
Adeline Adrian Ahn
Aideen Aiden Akira
Al Alaina Alan
Alana Aldrin Alex
Alexander Alexandra Alexis
Alice Alison Allen
Allison Altman Alyssa
Amanda Amelia Ana
Andersen Anderson Andonov
Andrew Andy Angel
Angela Anna Annabelle
Anthony Archer Aria
Arianna Armstrong Ash
Asher Ashford Ashley
Asimov Aspen Assface
Atkins Atkinson Atom
Atomic Atticus Aubrey
Aubuchon Audrey Austin
Autumn Ava Avery
Bacon Badass Bailey
Baker Banner Bannerman
Bannion Barnes Baron
Barron Barry Bash
Bastard Battosai Battuta
Batty Baudoin Becker
Bell Bella Ben
Benjamin Bennell Bennett
Bentley Berry Bert
Bery Bill Billie
Billy Bilodeau Black
Blaise Blake Blaze
Bo Bob Bobbi
Bobbie Bobby Bond
Boob Boobie Boobies
Boom Boston Bouman
Bowman Bradley Brandon
Braun Brayden Brenna
Brian Briana Brick
Brigner Brock Brodie
Brody Brooklyn Brooks
Browder Brown Browne
Bruce Bryan Bryant
Bryn Buffy Bulger
Bull Burcham Burgess
Burke Burt Butch
Butler Buzz Caden
Cal Caleb Callaghan
Callie Camden Cameron
Camilla Campbell Capable
Captain Cara Carey
Carissa Carnow Carofano
Caroline Carson Carter
Carver Casey Casserly
Castle Catherine Cazz
Cerkez Cha Chapin
Chappy Charles Charley
Charlie Charlotte Chase
Cheng Cherise Cherry
Cherrybomb Chloe Chopper
Chris Christian Christiane
Christopher Church Claire
Clara Clark Clarke
Claw Clemens Clunk
Cobb Cobra Cock
Cockerham Coffman Cole
Colin Collins Colton
Combs Conall Connor
Cook Cooke Cooper
Corey Cormac Corman
Cornelius Cornett Corri
Corrie Corrine Corvo
Corwin Cory Cosgrove
Courtenay Cox Coyle
Craig Crash Cruz
Cullen Cummings Curt
Cynthia D.J. Dag
Damien Dan Dane
Danger Daniel Daniels
Danny Darrel Darren
Darryl Daryl Dave
David Davis Dawson
Deag Death Deb
Debb Debbie Deborah
Debra Deckard Declan
Deitrick Deitsch Dell
Denis Dennis Denton
Deschain Desousa Deth
Dexter Diana Diane
Diangelo Dianne Diaz
Dick Dimaggio Dinolt
Dj Django Dom
Domics Dominguez Dominic
Don Donald Dong
Dongjun Donnie Donny
Dorothy Doug Douglas
Dragon Draper Dulany
Dutch Duval Duvall
Dylan Eagle East
Ed Eddie Eddy
Edwards Elaine Elena
Eli Eliana Elias
Elijah Elisabeth Elizabeth
Ella Ellie Elliot
Elliott Emil Emile
Emily Emma Erectus
Eric Erik Erikson
Erin Ernest Ernie
Eschenbacher Estevanico Ethan
Eugene Evan Evans
Eve Evelyn Everdeen
Everett Fain Felipe
Ferret Fifi Finn
Finster Fiona Fisher
Flag Flagg Flash
Flores Flynn Foster
Fox Fragile Francis
Franke Frederic Freeman
Fronteau Frost Fuck
Fucker Fuckface Furiosa
Fury Gabriel Gabriella
Gagarin Garcia Gardiner
Gary Gavin Gene
Genevieve Geoffrey George
Georgia Germano Gerry
Gianna Gil Glen
Gomez Gonzalez Goose
Gordon Graber Grace
Grant Gravato Gray
Grayson Greco Green
Greene Grey Griffin
Gryphon Gutierrez Guy
Hackman Hailey Hall
Ham Hamilton Hamm
Hammer Hammett Hamrick
Han Hannah Hans
Harden Hardi Harold
Harper Harris Harry
Haschart Hasenbuhler Hastings
Hawk Hawke Hazel
He Henning Henry
Herbert Hicks Hill
Hines Holly Holmes
Hook Hopgood Houle
House Howard Howell
Hudson Hughes Humongous
Humungus Hyun Ian
Ibn Ilya Imperator
Indiana Indy Isaac
Isabella Isabelle Isaiah
Ist Istvan J.P.
Jack Jackson Jacob
Jag Jake James
Jangjoon Jasmine Jason
Jay Jayce Jayden
Jeff Jeffery Jemison
Jen Jenkins Jennifer
Jeremiah Jeremy Jerry
Jerusalem Jess Jessica
Jessie Jet Jim
Jimmy Joan Joe
Joel Joey John
Johnson Jon Jonathan
Jones Jonpaul Jordan
Jordyn Joseph Josh
Joshua Josiah Jp
Juan Julia Julian
Juliana Justin Kaela
Kaelyn Kaitlyn Kal
Kalel Kal-El Kaneda
Karlie Kate Katharine
Katherine Katie Katniss
Kauffman Kayla Kaylee
Keira Kelley Kelly
Kelvin Ken Kennedy
Kenshin Kevin Kim
King Kirk Knight
Krietz Kris Kristine
Kuhlmann Kurt Kylie
Lafferty Lamb Lamprecht
Lance Landon Lane
Laura Lauren Layla
Lea Leah Lederer
Lee Leia Leif
Leo Leon Leslie
Levi Lewis Li
Liam Lila Liliana
Lillian Lily Lincoln
Linda Lionheart Lipari
Liz Locke Logan
London Loner Long
Lopez Losi Lucas
Luce Lucy Luke
Lundin Lupe Lynda
Maam Mackay Mackenzie
Macklin Madeleine Madelyn
Madison Mae Makayla
Mal Malcolm Mamba
Mandi Mandy Marc
Marco Marcus Margaret
Marge Margie Maria
Marie Marji Marjorie
Mark Marko Markus
Marlowe Marsden Martel
Martin Martinez Marty
Mary Mason Mat
Mateo Matt Matthew
Matty Max Maya
Mccoy Mcdyer Mcfly
Mckay Mcpherson Meagan
Means Megan Meister
Melody Merriam Mia
Micah Michael Michonne
Miguel Mikami Mike
Mila Miles Miller
Mitchell Mohammed Molly
Monster Montana Moore
Morales Morgan Morgue
Morpheus Morris Muck
Mudguts Mueller Muhammad
Mulder Muldoon Murphy
Myers Nadia Nancy
Nanes Nanni Nardone
Nasty Natalia Natalie
Natasha Nate Nathan
Nathaniel Nazarov Neal
Neary Nelson Neo
Nesmith Neville Nguyen
Nicholas Nico Nipple
Noah Nogueira Nolan
Noonan Noqueira Nora
Norm Norman North
Northup Nourmohammadi Nuclear
Nuke Nyhart Olds
Oliver Olivia Ollie
Olsen Olson Optical
Orgasmo Orin Orion
Ortiz Owen Owens
Pagliarulo Palmer Paris
Parker Parson Pat
Patrick Patty Paul
Pely Pendleton Penelope
Perez Perry Pete
Peter Peterson Peyton
Phil Philip Phillips
Picard Pickett Pierce
Plissken Powell Preacher
Price Priest Prince
Princess Psycho Puma
Python Qin Quartermain
Quatermass Queen Quinn
Rabil Raed Raf
Rafael Ramirez Ramsey
Randal Randall Rankin
Rapp Ray Raymond
Reagan Red Reed
Reese Reidicus Reische
Rex Reyes Reynolds
Ric Ricardo Richard
Richards Richardson Rick
Ricky Rictus Riddick
Ride Riley Ripley
River Rivera Rob
Robb Robert Roberts
Robinson Rock Rockatansky
Rocky Rodriguez Rodriquez
Roger Rogers Roland
Roman Romanov Romanova
Romero Ron Ronald
Ronny Rook Rosa
Rose Ross Roy
Ruby Russell Ryan
Sacagewea Sadie Sage
Sally Salvatore Sam
Samantha Sammie Sammy
Samuel Sanchez Sanders
Sandra Sanjuro Sara
Sarah Sarse Savannah
Sawyer Scarlett Schaefer
Scharf Schreiber Schroeder
Scott Scully Sears
Sebastian Selena Serena
Seth Sex Sexy
Shane Shannon Shanon
Shaun Shawn Shen
Shinji Shrike Sidney
Singer Sir Skyler
Slaughter Slinger Slit
Smirnova Smith Snake
Snow Solo Solomon
Sophia Sophie South
Southie Spade Speer
Spider Spike Splendid
Spring Springsteen Stark
Stef Stella Steph
Stephanie Stephen Sterling
Steve Steven Steward
Stewart Stone Stratton
Struthers Stuart Sullivan
Summer Sunshine Sweetpea
Sydney Takahashi Tallahassee
Tardif Taylor Teare
Ted Teddy Teitel
Tereshkova Tesla Tetsuo
Texas Thom Thomas
Thompson Thorn Thorne
Tiana Tim Timmy
Timothy Tit Tittie
Titties Toadie Toast
Todd Toecutter Tom
Tommy Tonon Tony
Torres Tracey Tracy
Treadway Trinity Tristan
Tuck Turner Tyler
Unbreakable Utting Valenti
Valentina Valentine Valkyrie
Vargas Vash Vaughan
Vaughn Venkman Vic
Vicens Victoria Violet
Vivian Wagner Walker
Walton Wanderer Ward
Washington Watson Watts
Wayne Webb Wells
Wes West Weyland
Wez White Whitey
Wikus Will Willem
William Williams Willy
Wilson Winter Wisnewski
Wood Woodward Wright
Wyatt Xavier Yan
Yeasting Yojimbo Yorick
Young Yuri Yutani
Zachary Zdana Zed
Zenith Zetta Zheng
Ziggy Zip Zoe

So that's that: all 1,011 Starfield names that VASCO is programmed to say. Presumably you're at the start of your Starfield journey if you're still naming your character, so why not also check out our beginner's guides on the best Starfield backgrounds, best Starfield traits, and best Starfield skills to get early on? If you're looking for love, then also check out our guide on the Starfield romance options to find out which companions you can woo. We've also got handy lists of all Starfield Item IDs and the Starfield console commands and cheats.

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